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Hungover...by Rufuz
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Too many I ate of the cookie,


At partying I am just a rookie,


I mixed them with some beer & nuts,


Will I forever have my face stuck where should be butts…?


 


The neighbors are at fault,


They started on my stomach this assault,


There were pretzels with lots of salt,


And some kind of drink they called malt…J


 


Daddy finds it funny,


But let me tell you honey,


I am not giving up this bathroom,


For no amount of love or money…J


© Rufuz ~ 5.28.2006


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 Reviews of "Hungover...by Rufuz"
Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher
Reviewed on June 14, 2006
We don't know how this one slip by, but now we've found it and have to safe it! It is so adorable, but you need to keep a keener eye on Rufuz,
B&R
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 29, 2006
Actually, that water tastes great. Has a hint of that smell I love soooo much--Pappa!

Ron
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 28, 2006
Oh, tell your daddy NOT to teach you such bad habbitZZZZ...!!

Love Aunty Tinky
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 28, 2006
hahaha Rufuz if you ever take another drink , you'll have me to answer to!
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on May 28, 2006
Poor Baby!!! Nothing lke the ceramic defacatorium as an abyss for prayer.
Get well soon!
Love,
Susan
Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine
Reviewed on May 28, 2006
Aw Rufus -- darling poem. R
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