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Penicillin
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Maybe this new batch of drug will help Ogre Eds appearance, though I doubt it, as he was ugly far before his problems with cookies...e


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My bread was overdue on June twenty,


Now I got green mold all a’plenty,


Can I brew me some home grown antibiotic,


No longer will I seem to anyone to be mostly psychotic…J


 


No more colds or flu will us plague,


Though the more I use I may seem vague,


Don’t worry though, Rufuz will keep me in line,


I will just be poppin’ my penicillin with elderberry wine…J


 


If you happen to stop by to visit,


Of sense I may not make a whit,


On both hands I wear that which I have knit,


Two rather hefty oven mitts,


Please don’t by the sight of me do put me away,


Already have I gone through the paperwork,


Of myself I have already done the gig, commit…J


© ed ~ 7/1/06


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 Reviews of "Penicillin"
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 1, 2006
Whatever are you into now sir ed? Rufuz,you'd better keep both eyes and your tail on dad he's been into odd things of late, ever since he joined the cookiekookie queen, methinks he turned green.;-)

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on July 1, 2006
"Penicillin"....? made me think of those old health films we saw in the service...Ugggh

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on July 1, 2006
nicely done

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 1, 2006
Got to smile...damn and I thought I was tuff!!

love Tinky

Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader)
Reviewed on July 1, 2006
hehehehehehe....God, this den is a riot!!

Xxx dove

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on July 1, 2006
LOL
nutz!!!

gotta laugh right???

Queenie

Reviewed on July 1, 2006
funny write, as always, ed, but it wouldn't be funny if one had an allergy to penicillin; that could be disasterous! very well done; glad i stopped by!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :)

happy fourth of july to you, rene', and the rufester! stay safe! :)

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on July 1, 2006
I would imagine that bread is producing yeast of its own by now. Keep bread in the freezer...take out what you need it thaws in a really short time or just pop it in the toaster. Cute write.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on July 1, 2006
You? Cook'n? Norma Deen and Emeril...eat your hearts out.
Funny visual verse Ed!
Susan

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 1, 2006
On both hands I wear that which I have knit
Two rather hefty oven mitts,

Holy Smoke! Captain Cookie Sprinkles! That evil queen already has you knitting and baking for her??!! HO HO! And thanks for that marvelous compliment - but send those drugs, I may need 'em.



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