Bend over at the pumps,

Take it up the ass,

You want regular gas,

Us regular folk ain’t rich like the Trump’s…J

Ask for premium & they give you the nozzle that is gold,

It is just the same as the steel one, maybe more cold,

At least with gasoline in your posterior hole,

Never will you develop in anyway internal mould…J

Still better this is than getting pumped in jail,

That is where you will get hurt without fail,

All then because they lack any female tail,

Better to never steal gas, or you may end up being called Gail…J

© ed ~ 7/10/06