The middle finger the way to flip them off,

Don’t cover your mouth when you do cough,

Give your disease to them when at you they scoff…

Sarcasm only one of the emotions I offer,

Obnoxious I was raised to be, yeah me,

No such thing as being to tourists friendly,

Better to run them from the road I guarantee…

Laughing at others mishaps,

Okay so just maybe I need therapy, perhaps,

Living in NJ we got no need for no stinking maps,

Therapy would never help, I would just keep having a relapse…J

© ed ~ 7/22/06