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Disenmused...
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No words to rhyme,


No turds before their time,


No birds do talk fine,


No nerds to walk the line…J


 


De-mused,


Lacking muse,


My muse has the blues,


Or maybe it just takes a snooze…J


 


Writers block,


It is not,


For you see me here,


Writing at 10 o’clock,


Lost the key to my muse’ lock,


You know as well as I do this muse thing is a crock…J


© ed ~ 8/4/06


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 Reviews of "Disenmused..."
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 4, 2006
Feed that muse weeds and it would be musemerized for life!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on August 4, 2006
Well, you don't do so very bad without your muse, let her have a little vacation too, maybe Rufuz can help you out... :)
Love and Peace, B&R

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 4, 2006
How can you blame a muse when the foggy brain of alchy n drugs
discombobulate big lugs who have a hard enough time thinking with a clear brain?;-) hehehe Rufuz to the rescue, nip him you know where m dear;-) woof woof! and hum him the birthday blues;-)

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on August 4, 2006
Hungover Muses can wait as long as they need before that cake headache subsides and they can occupy your id once again.

Bet you and that Muse and Rufuz...laid one on didn't ya?
Susan

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 4, 2006
You apparently have The Dreaded 'Day After Birthday No Muse Blues.'

But not to worry, it usually only lasts a day or two; eat two cookies, and call me in the morning - everything should be fine.

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen
Reviewed on August 4, 2006
should I happen upon my muse right now, I'd shake the puddin' right out of her! fickle little wench, she is! I feel your frustration!


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