Of this I am NOT,

Can’t light my pipe with my left hand,

If I do my pipe holding hand gets very HOT,

Can’t either do it when or while I do stand,

But what the hell else is new, I am a man…

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I can though drive with both left and right,

I even have really excellent peripheral sight,

And for you my loving Rene I will forever fight,

Just don’t expect when on top I will be light…J

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I can walk with both feet,

Bet you ladies out there find that feat neat,

I guess though to some I have a big seat,

Hey I can sit on that butt with both cheeks…J

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© ed ~ 8.17/06