Might as well stay dry,

As opposed to getting damp,

Wrap yourself in your own cocoon,

See through, so remember to dress,

Otherwise of onlookers you will cause duress…

No worries bout the weather,

Though wind might create the need for a tether,

Maybe a ring of heavy plastic at the bottom,

Might keep your new “all over umbrella” together…

People living out in the weather would really it like,

Wonder if as well it could work well on a bike,

Could it act as a sail, no peddling is needed,

Even more so would traffic lights need to be heeded…

© ed ~ 9/1/06