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Jersey Devil”ed” Eggs & Prune juice…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Insipired by Mr Ed Kostro who also posed for the picture on the bottle...

Gotta live near a sluice, With this mixture, what a deuce, What a mess will be let loose, More stinky than that of a moose… Marking my territory on a spruce, Such a man am I, more god than Zeus, No need for an enema to me induce, Other than a skunk in the woods, Will I be able of others to seduce… Sorry but for this poem I have no reasonable excuse, Though what I will put forth “could” resemble chocolate mousse, Please don’t avoid these words simply cause they may be abstruse, Possibly this problem could have occurred due to past drug abuse…?J © ed ~ 9/6/06

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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on September 7, 2006

YIPE. Better not...toot...or there will be a mess to clean up........................LOL Love it. Not the prune juice, the poem...awwwwwwwwww, ya know what I mean. And love you most of all (Rufuz, too) *smooch!!!*

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on September 7, 2006

Lolol looks like medicine to me!!

Definitally not age defying cream!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on September 7, 2006

LOL

Reviewed by A PAX

Reviewed on September 7, 2006

Yeah typical
blame it on the past
not the ass

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot

Reviewed on September 7, 2006

you're just lucky there are no Redbacks on the dunny seat in NJ, here you'd be bitten stupid....LOLOLOL

Prunes yes, marvellous COLONIC IRRIGATION HEHE.
Ch'erie

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on September 7, 2006

Funny picture Ed. You've lost a little weight from the last time we all saw you. Must be the water...or the Prunes.
Susan

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on September 7, 2006

I think I look pretty damn good on that bottle! And Prune Juice is The Elixir of Life!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on September 6, 2006

So how did you get Ed to pose for that one? Bottoms Up!.......you on the East coast, me towards the West coast.........sometimes distance is a good thing ;-)

You do find the most interesting photo's for your writing :-)

Reviewed by Steve Patterson

Reviewed on September 6, 2006

does that mean you're full of it?

nice write.
TX

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on September 6, 2006

okay I started laughing at EDK on the bottle, and couldn't stop, you will get my bill for broken ribs by snail mail;-)lol;-)

Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)

Reviewed on September 6, 2006

God..Ed your a true riot ham...Always leave me busting at the sides..hehehehe

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