Rebecca says go out and make some bucks,

Ed says he does get all the stinkin’ luck,

He did find a job (finally) where he could use his talent,

For speaking like a chicken, on the street he is shouting clucks…J

Wonder do I if while doing so he is attracting any ducks,

He seems to think that this job just sucks,

But his wife is adamant, he must bring home some bucks,

On the streets he has to watch out for those big trucks… J

People keep passing on the street and of his feathers they try to pluck,

His suit he does wear is anything but the model deluxe,

The most important point herein, yes I mean the crux,

Is if you saw him standing on the corner of Michigan & Chicago Ave,

You would have to stop and park your car,

As you would be over come by an attack of the yuk-yuks…J

© ed ~ 9/8/06