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Popeye bought the farm...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Thanks to Anita for the great picture...


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Even with all the warnings,


He still ate spinach in the mornings,


Now we are all for him in mourning,


If only he nuked it in Corning…


 


Olive oil & the kid are crying,


Brutus is even upset over Popeye’s dying,


He shoulda’ used his head over brawn,


Now with wings he is forever flying…


 


A hero he was to some,


To others he was a crumb,


Born & raised in a slum,


Who ever thought that,


From e-coli he would succumb…L


© ed ~ 10/5/06


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 Reviews of "Popeye bought the farm..."
Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on October 7, 2006
There was a guy who used to eat hamburgers, and a saying of his was, "That was Tuesday." I remember that one, because my Dad used it a lot. O, I know, his name was Wimpy! Wasn't he a friend of Popeye's? Lucky for him, he only eats red meat, not green stuff.
Great humor, Ed. Just what I like.
Connie

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 6, 2006
Thank you for sharing your wit, Ed. Love and peace to you and to Rufuz,

Regis

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on October 6, 2006
He looks pretty good for his age. I always wondered why I never liked spinach. Now I know.

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on October 5, 2006
what ever happened to intestinal fortitude? poor popeye bit the e~coli and now he's deadeye ...

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 5, 2006
Thanks for this informative write ..ED
I was not aware, Popeye was "murderized" By eating bad spinash
Well buckle me poop deck
peace be with you

William

Reviewed on October 5, 2006
Hey, spinach is now back on the shelves...ya' think Popeye could be revived as easily? Somebody fill his pipe with spinach!
Your wit matches the pic so well, Ed :o)

Micke

Reviewed by Brett Moore
Reviewed on October 5, 2006
Classic. Very funny.

Reviewed on October 5, 2006
LOLOLOL...This is too funny. Sorry to laugh, but this is classic Ed humor! Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Poor Olive Oyl.............

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 5, 2006
Awwwwwww....no matter how famous he made spinach I WILL NOT EAT IT...it will kill me for sure!!

love Tinka

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on October 5, 2006
I used to enjoy Popeye. In Malta we have a Popeye village, the place where they made the film. Now it will be in mourning, half flag flying. Victor

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 5, 2006
I got that pic from several people.;-) You did good with this one Ed n Rufuz!;-) A fine lament!;-)...poor popeye we all loved him once.
May he rest in spinach...ET

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on October 5, 2006
Poor guy ...

And to think he was once my hero. Died wit his pipe in his mouth too. Bet that fat butt Brutus is laughing. Sic Rufus on that hamburger addicted dweeb.

Top-o-the-day to ya'll Rufus and Ed.

Richard Lloyd Cederberg

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on October 5, 2006
Nice poem, Ed -- you sure captured the essence of the photo!
I loves me spinach, too!
Hugs,
CJ

Reviewed on October 5, 2006
Well, blow me down! Poor Popeye; seems he met his spinachy end at last! So sad!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)


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