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Relativity...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Rough night at work; FLAT TIRE, NO Spare, $230. bucks for a new tire & it is not even the right size...e

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Nothing is absolute,


Except maybe Vodka,


Wish I could play the flute,


I am not enough, unfortunately, astute…


 


Everything is relative,


No relatives have I got left,


Its early in the morning,


Let me make that point clear in warning…


 


Profundity is someone with knowledge,


Went they did I assume to college,


To accept the fact would be for me to it acknowledge,


From deep within my dusty old mind,


Any knowledge would be for me to it up dredge…


© ed ~ 10/8/06
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 Reviews of "Relativity..."
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 8, 2006
Your poem was relative. Your relatives are not.

Rom
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks
Reviewed on October 8, 2006
Did you remember to get a spare?! Methinks Murphy's Law is stuck on your back, Ed, so take cautions. 'Tho, amusing (for us) to read of these anquishes.

Have a better day...

Micke
Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on October 8, 2006
OK Ed, how many vodkas did you drink last night? Victor
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 8, 2006
Tomorrow is a new day with new relatively new problems!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on October 8, 2006
Go out over the next month and ask 10 girls a night for a date.
Keep the richest..
Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on October 8, 2006
hope tomorrow is better
I see you do as I do, write away the yukie days
LOL laughing at Dai's review
have a better one Ed
pax A
Reviewed by Approximately Naive
Reviewed on October 8, 2006
Nothing is absolute,
Except maybe Vodka,

And also, of course, our open zip. By the way, I would be careful about testing the relativity of falling from a cliff.

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