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DRUGS...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Anti-depressant,


Anti-cholesterol,


Anti-triglycerides,


Anti-PEE pills,


Aspirins daily,


Every day taken incessant…


 


To live longer,


To live better,


To live stronger,


To live to the letter…


 


Prescription,


Over the counter,


Some that lack description,


Some lead to a scary encounter,


When the bill I see, I have a total conniption…J


© ed ~ 10/15/06
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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on October 17, 2006
And then you need pills to counteract the side effects from the pills, a never ending cycle....we're on a slippery slope here! Well done, Ed.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 16, 2006
Seems like you took your sanity pill today,,,,,,lol!!


I did not take make!!


Love Tinka
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
The best resourse for longeivity is a compassionate heart and natural foods. That's my prescriptions.

Susan
Reviewed by Chanti Niven
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
If someone shook you, you'd rattle...you'd also lose all your loose change. haha
Funny write!
Chanti
Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
I hate taking pills!!!!! I don't even take vitamins. The only pill I take is "Colostrum", and that's enough for me, for it makes me strong and build up my immunities.

Sandie Angel a.k.a. Sandie May Angel :o)
Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
NS, Ed, those pharmacy bills for needed meds can be a real drain on the pocketbook.
Take care,
Sherry
Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
The scenic route... lol. Well said.
Reviewed by Edwin Larson
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
On the bright side, you'll never need to be embalmed...with all the dope you've injested in your lifetime, you'll be perfectly preserved forever...Keith Richards, eat your heart out !!! :)

EDL
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