AuthorsDen.com   Join | Login    
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    BOOKS    SAMPLE CHAPTERS    AUDIOBOOKS    eBOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    VIDEOS    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  Donald Beaulieu, iNeenah Davis-Wilson, iSergio Serrano, Ph.D., iMr. Ed, iDiane Hundertmark, i Aberjhani, iMel Hathorn, iDavid Clure, iH.G. Potter, iMORGAN ST. JAMES, i

  Home > Humor > Poetry        Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry        Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z     

Ed Matlack

 Follow Me  

· Contact Me
· Poetry
· Stories
· Blog
· Messages
· 6,048 Titles
· 45,923 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
· Member Since: Aug, 2003

Ed Matlack, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.



Bleached...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
   Rated "G" by the Author.
Share   Print  Save   Follow   Share on Facebook


Poem Artwork


 


Bleached is the camper,


Tomorrow I can now scamper,


Work around the yard done,


Not something I enjoy, not fun…


 


Can’t get the bleach smell out,


My hands will forever be free of grout,


Everything I touch turns to bleach,


I should have used the kind that smelled of peach…


 


Quiet around the old homestead,


Coming tomorrow, my lady of the thread,


Of her legs she will of course spread,


But tonight I can again be just an old pothead…J


© ed J 10/21/06
Want to review or comment on this poem?

Need a FREE Reader Membership?


 Reviews of "Bleached..."
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on October 23, 2006
Mate Rene will smell that bleach a mile off, it's a dead cert mate!!
Naughty boy :)
Just think clean, forget the stink of bleach, rewards a comin
Ch'erie
Reviewed by Robert Blackwell
Reviewed on October 22, 2006
Yuck...I hate the smell of bleach. And whoever heard of peach bleach? Ewwwwwwwww...
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 22, 2006
For an old pothead, you done good, Brother! Can you drive over and bleach my new house?!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 22, 2006
Okay pothead....this was well done!!

Glad this was NOT comment 19666 thank goodnes the little devil missed me this time!!

Love tinka
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
hope you enjoy your time with Rene and give her your best sans the pot!behave yourself;-)...
Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
I see Rufuz in the reflection of the window.......nice and clean I am sure she will appreciate it :-).......now don't forget to shower before she arrives :-)
Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
Ed, I have to say, you're ornery as hell, but at least you're consistent. LOLOL
This is a funny write, my friend.
Love,
CJ
Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
Oh my God..You always have this dove in stitches..He He
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
You Rascal you!!!
How does our Rufuz feel about the bleach!
I'm happy your true love returns to you minana
If the RV's a rock'n
Don't bother knock'n
Susan.
New Poetry by Ed Matlack
Poem Image
My many years with Authors Den will come to a close in May, thank you to all that has reviewed of me, I hope you all continue on to your own end...
Most likely my END or maybe NOT!
Poem Image
Yep, it''s that time of the year again, break out the credit card...
Merry Christmas...
Poem Image
We all got em''...
The Saggy, Baggy Boobs Blues,
Poem Image
Growing up alone is not so bad...
Alone in life...
Poem Image
Memories I am Unable to Forget...
Poem Image
To wish for death...
Poem Image
I find it interesting that only in the wee hours of the morning is when I find myself able to write anymore... <br>
Rain, thunder & lightning, oh my...
Poem Image
Hey, I think I might have found a little humor...?
...NEAT...
Popular Poetry (Humor)
  1.  If I Could Be A Super Hero
  2.  Little Folk, Cousins Make A Pit Stop
  3.  Fried Chicken
  4.  Like Ducks in Paper Trousers
  5.  An Adventurous Reinterpretation of Mid
  6.  Milkman's letter
  7.  Laughing As I Flee...
  8.  Amazing Grapes
  9.  Newfangled Things
  10.  A Salt and Batter
  11.  A Writer Named Ron
  12.  Ode to Spamophobia
  13.  Porky Pig And Daffy Duck
  14.  My First Heart Attack
  15.  The Last Second
  16.  Bawdy Stories And A Game Of Bridge
  17.  Houston Greats
  18.  Hound Dog
  19.  AThree Year Old
  20.  Burst Forth
Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

The Demon of the Shadows by Ronald Scala

A historical horror tale of demonic possession and heroic courage  
Member BookAds

Hawthorne: Hazed Hooked Hammered & Hijacked by Jay Dubya

Hawthorne: Hazed Hooked Hammered & Hijacked is adult humor that satirizes 12 popular Nathaniel Hawthorne stories in parody form.  
Member BookAds

What You Should Know About B.A.N.F.F. by RickthePoetWarrior

Light-headed prose about "living in a postcard” residents and their mountainous egos.  
Member BookAds
Authors A-Z: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Featured Authors New to AuthorsDen? Add AuthorsDen to Your Site Share AD Need Help? About Us

Problem with this page?   Report it to AuthorsDen
AuthorsDen, Inc. All rights reserved.