That’s right not too deep with of my tooth the tip,

Now daddy has me out on the leash,

While he stays warm inside, probably smoking his hashish…J

So it is all your fault if I get stuck out here all night,

I have tried barking and whining, he says go fly a kite,

Afterall I only I nipped him lightly on his left forearm,

Hardly did it even of him do more than a little harm…J

Next time I see you, Auntie Eileen, my dear,

Oh for a place to nip you at, maybe your rear,

Sorry for having to do it, but he left me out here,

But it wasn’t my fault, you put me up to it, that should be perfectly clear…J

© Rufuz * 11.09.2006