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A Shortie...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I was a bad, bad puppy,


I pooped and pee’d,


Though I had to go,


I could not stop the flow,


Now I am in big trouble,


My cheeks no longer glow,


Ya think I will ever up grow…?
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 Reviews of "A Shortie..."
Reviewed by Robert Harrison (Reader)
Reviewed on November 20, 2006
Now this one I understand Ed. At my age I have to watch out for that last little dribble.
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks
Reviewed on November 14, 2006
Oh, yes you will little one! Grow up to be a big beautiful boy! These accidents will happen, so don't be downtrodden; you will learn quickly! What an absolute cutie-pie you are!

Micke
Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on November 14, 2006
Ahhhh ....

Poor doodle bobbins! I couldn't help it daddy. Rufus made me do it. I swear!

As a sidenote Ed ...I looked in the mirror this morning closely and I knew that I'd grown up.

Attaboys to Rufus Rufoid the Mesmerizer!
Richard Lloyd Cederberg
Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on November 14, 2006
He will, he will. Just patience and love. Victor
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 14, 2006
Awwwwwwww I feel like that most of the time!!

Will I ever grow up???

Love Tinky
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on November 14, 2006
Poor baby...so sad.
Susan
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on November 14, 2006
Not in my house
he be dead meat
Doing his thing indoors ....lol
cute pup
loved this one ...Ed
Peace be with you

William
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 14, 2006
how adorable;-) I want it! Don't get jealous rufuz you still come first with me ;-)...ET
Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on November 14, 2006
Potty-training...Don't you just love it! I thought I'd be done with those diapers by now...but the widdle girl just don't GET IT!
LOL
Great little write, Mr Ed
Love and Peace~
Kimmy
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on November 14, 2006
I love that look on that pup Ed...I am sure I have seen that before many times on the human animal as well.
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on November 14, 2006
Oh my so cute
Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on November 14, 2006
Ohhhhhhhhhhh. So precious!!!!!!!!!!!
Louisa
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 14, 2006
I see Rufuz didn't write this one, his human did! Shame on You!!! And I hope Rufuz forgives you.
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