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Is there Anything besides Nothing and Everything…?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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ZEN Humor...? Does it exist...?


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Why do Most Negative Words Begin with the Letter "N", and is this in some Peculiar Way Related to the Fact that Most Words that Refer to the Middle (Such as Mean, Median, Mode, Middlemost, Middling, Meridian) Begin with the Letter "M," which is the Middle Letter in the Alphabet?


 


To be totally Zen,


One must of the self be again,


Have I been this way since I was ten,


Even way back before I was taught to say amen…?


 


Is this Zen humor,


For today that is the rumor,


And you know the mill it changes daily,


Told over and over it changes as to the tellers whim…


 


Is there any such thing as humor?


Most of us are members of generation boomer,


Maybe I suffer from some kind of brain tumor,


Given me by another Zen consumer…J


© ed J 11/19/06


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 Reviews of "Is there Anything besides Nothing and Everything…?"
Reviewed by Barbara Sue
Reviewed on December 1, 2006
I like this..Zen is the alarm clock that wakes us up to our lives and enables us to stop sleepwalking through reality..keep up your good works..love them.

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on November 19, 2006
Sweet Ed. My name starts with S... I sumise that means...well, nevermind.
Susan

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on November 19, 2006
Lolol, cute poem, Ed!
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 19, 2006
Have I been this way since I was ten,

If I remember correctly, Little Brother, you started about age three!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 19, 2006
yes you more or less...covered everything.....lol...but anything less would be nothing!!

Love Tink:)

Reviewed on November 19, 2006
No brain tumor, just delightful humor. :o)

BTW, Ed - "Is there Anything besides Nothing and Everything…?" Would Something count?

Micke


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