Drive they do like always drunk,

Would not ride in a seat, only in the trunk,

Teach them to drive relaxed like a monk,

Instead of the way they usually do so, like a punk…

Wish they would stay where they live,

To do so I would to them money give,

Owning the road, they drive as if they are the only one,

Hopping along in their rabbits,

Driving about the speed of a toad,

Understand this is just on Maryland drivers a pun…

Pass they try, giving me no breeze,

Riding my bumper so close I can hear them sneeze,

Plead I do for them to back off,

Such DWI drivers are they, they as well cannot hear me say please…

© ed J 12/1/06