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Pooping in my Depends & Dribbling Cereal...
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Old and scraggly, coming apart at the seams Cold and baggy, no one can though hear my screams Too fat, in my youth I couldn’t imagine that Two bellies, always a good idea to carry a backup, oh drat Too old to diet My stomach would raise a riot No strength of will Just gonna have to keep drinking my swill This extra weight does keep me warmer Though a lot harder it is to be an in bed performer Still got my hair And of my balls I got a nice pair Nothing works as good as it used too It seems easier though as I get older to keep from being blue All in all in pretty good shape for an old guy Though I have no idea as to what shape and why © ed J 12/5/06

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Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher

Reviewed on December 9, 2006

Sounds like a serious case of winter blues (the next worst thing to swim suit terror). You probably need a good snow ball fight to cheer you up!
Love B&R

Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper

Reviewed on December 5, 2006

funny guy ed, I can surely relate to this great piece of funny truth, guess we better hold on hard to our penises, opps, i mean glamor, no humor, hehehe

Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks

Reviewed on December 5, 2006

Praise be...If you're old...you would make me "ancient"! Not there yet, either of us!! Yeah...easier to gain than to lose, but try filling up on veggies and fruit, and more water than booze! Hey, if you don't try it, you'll never know how much better 'things' will work :o)

Micke

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on December 5, 2006

Thoughts to ponder!!

love Tinka

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on December 5, 2006

Oh my,LOL

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on December 5, 2006

You'll be fine, until the memory goes, and you forget to put on those Depends - that's when the trouble really starts. Now wipe that cereal dribble off your chin - and go to work!

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