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I Cell Padding...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Weird to say the least...no clue to say the most...

For use in cells, To quiet bells, Nothing more needed, To of any noise quell… Got in the business bouncing off walls, It started to hurt even my balls, The padding they had was for stalls, In my hospital they use it even in the halls… My padding is oh so soft, Like the toilet paper in the loft, No longer when I inhale have I coughed, The padding now has never been by anyone scoffed…J © ed J 01/02/07

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on January 3, 2007

Quite a soundproof offering Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Approximately Naive

Reviewed on January 3, 2007

Descriptive jaunt. Sounds like your padded reefer has become all too familiar with you. You know what the saying is, 'familiarity breeds contempt'. Well for me this morning, familiarity demands that I change into my swimwear and take a dive into a nice flat surfaced chardonnay.

Reviewed by Joyce Devenish

Reviewed on January 2, 2007

Cute picture and poem but I haven't got a clue. Unless you're advertising padding. Weird to say the least.

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