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Can't shut the lid...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Thanks to Roger Ochs for the great picture & inspiration...

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Died a terrible death,


His pole would not go down,


Kept bumping into others,


Till came the day of his last breath…


 


Sex was forever, “poor” man,


Of porno he was a fan,


His doc gave him Viagra,


He died in a barrel going over Niagara,


His pole sticking out the pee hole…


 


Couldn’t close the lid,


Had to get a raised one,


He thought himself El Cid,


Imagine before his passing he sure had fun…J


© ed J 1/24/07
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 Reviews of "Can't shut the lid..."
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 25, 2007
Most "O U T S T A N D I N G !!

lOVE tinky
Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on January 25, 2007
What a write! Reminds me of that commercial for Viagra, the warnings and side effects...well, need I say more, we've all watched this commercial and thought about it, after all we're just human...your hysterical my friend...what a picture!
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling
Reviewed by Candy T (Reader)
Reviewed on January 25, 2007
This is exactly how I hope my man to leave, hehe
Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper
Reviewed on January 25, 2007
Ed you're funnier than all out doors, I started laughing as soon as the picture popped up
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 25, 2007
I don't think you have to worry about that problem, Bro! But neither do I; it's all in the genes, or perhaps, the jeans.
Reviewed by Robert Blackwell
Reviewed on January 25, 2007
Dude, that's some killer bud you're tokin' there...
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on January 25, 2007
Ed,

Now that's what you call raising the dead.(lol)
Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on January 25, 2007
Hysterical, Ed! That picture is bizarre! Loved your poem very much.
Love,
CJ
Reviewed by Approximately Naive
Reviewed on January 25, 2007
Oh for the mornings when I never needed to worry where to hang my towel on the way to the bathroom!

Nostalgia!
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 24, 2007
Ed, if nothing else you have big hard dreams;-)
Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on January 24, 2007
Shut it! Shut it! OMG, this is too funny!
If all men dreamed as such, I'd still say dream on...
bumping poles, porno, Niagra, El Cid, barrels over Niagra...
Shut the lid, wouldya?
ROFL!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
Reviewed by Brett Moore
Reviewed on January 24, 2007
Hilarious

Brett
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