I feel so bad. I was only trying to make a couple of dollars so I could feed my pet lizard, Bart. He was so hungry that he lost his tail. Bart lost so much weight that one of his eyeballs fell out of the socket. He was becoming so fidgety that I thought he might molest himself any minute. He used to be able to lick his gonads and now he can barely lick the inside of his ears. Now don’t you feel terrible? You should.
Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces is adult literature that satirizes famous children's stories, fables and fairy tales. The work is Jay Dubya's twenty-first e-book available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble Nook.
Oops I mean Ed!!
Love Tinka
his line of work...now he is free to flow.
Good one Ed
Thanks for giving me a smile this morning!
~Linda~
Very funny stuff. Keep plugging Scott a good job can open up at any minute. Perhaps a barkeep? (lol)
rb