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You'd think I was high all the time...;)
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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It may look that way,


But in reality I must say,


I smoke the herb, one or two hits,


In the evening to unwind,


Like those of you who drink wine…


 


I never drive and smoke,


Mostly then I just drink cherry flavored coke,


I have learned my lesson regards driving & intoxication,


As every car behind me is a cop car, not an aberration…


 


I do so enjoy to get a buzz,


I only have some for personal use,


Never have I had any problems with the fuzz,


Though one time, when I was high, I thought I saw an elephant moose…J


© ed J 2/10/07


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 Reviews of "You'd think I was high all the time...;)"
Reviewed by Mendy Thompson
Reviewed on February 12, 2007
you are too funny...
and thanks for the review about my poem. I am new to this site and hard to tell what kind of feedback you'll get from some people!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 11, 2007
Hehehehehe.....my ellie was real...no smoking did I do!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on February 10, 2007
I knew he was real if more then one person can say they saw him then it is a reality :-)

Ohhhhh and about your challenge...........I'm getting the fire ready for the mashmallows :-)

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on February 10, 2007
keep on toking...i quit but that was just me...i was quitting a lot of things back then and the smoke just went with it...i'm not able to keep things casual, just a bit of a buzz so for me better to abstain. or maybe i'm just old...

Reviewed on February 10, 2007

Ah heee heee heee Ed~I liked this
Guess one should saya keep on buzzin' my friend

Take care...watch out 4the FUZZ~SMILE

Gwendolyn

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on February 10, 2007
Hey mannnnn get outta my head!!! That elephant-moose thing was my trip. LOL! Cute write, Ed.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on February 10, 2007
An elephant moose...hmmm, I left one morning to go to work and found a huge bull elk in the middle of my garden, I swear he had done the Texas two step by the looks of my corn laying on the ground!! Imagine my surprize, and all I had was strong coffee!!! He was a beut! Enjoyed the write my friend as always!
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on February 10, 2007
An elephant Moose? I'd like to see one of those too!

Susan

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on February 10, 2007
LOLOL, right on, Ed! You rock, my friend!
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell
Reviewed on February 10, 2007
One time I saw a chocolate mousse...it was good to the last antler...

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on February 10, 2007
They are real you know?

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on February 10, 2007
an elephant moose? Nah...that was your deer with her suitcase!
ROFL!
do a do a doobie!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 10, 2007
An Elephant Moose, Brother??!! Please get a photo next time - this I want to see!


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