Things you do when you're high... (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)

Reviewed on October 18, 2009

I did all of this in the last 10 minutes alone!

Reviewed on July 16, 2009

LOL, Oh ed wot r we gonna go wiv yah...Mind you the CS dosent even need the weed...to lose the groove LOL

Hope u figure the remote out, that could be dangerous to ur hearing hehe.
Ch'erie xx

Reviewed by Walt Hardester

Reviewed on June 13, 2009

Sounds a lot like Alzhiemers........Careful now!!!

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on May 31, 2009

Ah the good old days. A hilarious reminder of my checkered past(out) days. Still they were good. Fun Read, enjoyed it. Patrick

Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)

Reviewed on December 31, 2008

Self entertainment!
Laughing and HUH? Never mind, forgot.

Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine

Reviewed on August 19, 2008

Enjoyed - really funny. R

Reviewed by Todd-Michael St. Pierre (Reader)

Reviewed on August 15, 2008

HA!HA!HA! Now I got the giggles too! And I didn't even INHALE! :-)~

Reviewed by Jeanette Foresta

Reviewed on August 10, 2008

I thought the title was "Things to - do, when you are high?" uh, what was the title? lol

Reviewed by Marcia Miller-Twiford

Reviewed on July 31, 2008

Think Barack will legalize it? Sure hope so. Great write Ed.
Here's toting at ya! :-))))))))

Reviewed by Mary Coe

Reviewed on July 30, 2008

LOL! Very cute humor.

Reviewed by Poetess of The Soul Sheila G

Reviewed on April 8, 2008

LOL - You are a riot Ed!
as the munchies take you on...
Write On!
STay Positive!
STay Strong!
Warmest Blessings and Inner Peace, Warior Purple Lady Shexoooo

Reviewed by Rafika Anderson (Reader)

Reviewed on January 26, 2008

LOL! ROFL! LOL! ROFLMAO! HAHAHAHA!

Reviewed by Gwendolyn Thomas Gath

Reviewed on January 15, 2008

Funny as hell, I could see that!

Reviewed by Jennifer Holly MacDonald

Reviewed on May 11, 2007

Most Interesting. I haven't been "high" for over 17 years but it's funny how one never really forgets what it's like.

Reviewed by Approximately Naive

Reviewed on May 7, 2007

Not just high, but when the beast arrived at the gate...
A couple of things I did when mother in law came to dine:
I spoke French so that I did not need to converse
Feigned loss of memory when she found me in the bar e.g. 'Who am I? Who are you? Where am I?'

We're goin to get hi hi hi!
Chuckle chuckle

Dai

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on May 7, 2007

Knock, knock, "this is Dave..""who is it?"
"Dave man, me..." "I got de stuff"
"Dave who?"

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten

Reviewed on May 7, 2007

Munchies for thought:
A drinker comes up to a locked door - he smashes it down.
A pot smoker comes up to the locked door - he sits down and waits for someone to unlock it.
I don't think Mr. Ed gave the stuff to the neighbors...I bet he's still out there waiting for you to unlock it! Go check!
LOL!
Too funny!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on May 7, 2007

#6 - Not answering the door when your brother arrives for a surprise visit. Brought you a big package, too, but since you wouldn't let me in, I gave it to one of your neighbors - look for the smoke coming out their window!

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on May 7, 2007

Been there, done that. Been there, done that. Been there, done that. Hey, how did that get on the page 3 times? And how about those amazing ideas that pop into our heads that we think we could change the world with, only to realize later that "we were just high." I never really did make any sense, but it seemed like a good idea at the time. I call it "clarity that fades to indifference." I am glad I finally quit, though doing so was a forced issue for a job I wanted. Aging makes remembering difficult enough, I don't need any help anymore.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on May 7, 2007

What they said about pipe dreams? or it was dreams in a pipe, or it was....never mind!!! and...that's not the telly you are trying for channels it is your dirty window you dumb stoned boy...pass the joint.
Georg

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on May 6, 2007

Very cute...Hugssssssss

Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury

Reviewed on May 6, 2007

I enjoy each moment:don't want to waste one second.

Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher

Reviewed on May 6, 2007

Seems like a regular "stress-day". Trust me, it's not proof to be high, might just be stress...what was it we were talking about? Cute poem.
R&B

Reviewed by D Johnson

Reviewed on May 6, 2007

What is there to say? Glad I only got high once, that was enough for me.

Thanks,
Dan

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on May 6, 2007

ED ---

Man, that is SCARY! Makes me glad I was a good little, Catholic, altar boy, "goodie two-shoes"! So, I never did any of that STUFF!

Mine was more like giving a couple of 'bucks' to an ole WINO, to get a bottle of some kind of 'hootch' like: a GALLON of THUNDERBIRD, or a PINT of PIKESVILLE rot-gut whiskey, or a QUART of SLOE GIN .... and then later, PUKIN' our guts up! and gittin' the 'DRY HEAVES' and tryin' to hold onto the floor when the room was SPINNIN' !!!

Later, in my early twenties, we used to make fun of the 3 or 4 guys who smoked POT at our clubhouse, mimicking their huffs n' puffs n' such! A man has to know his limitations as DIRTY HARRY used to say! WE JUST GOT DRUNK ON BEER!

By around 50-52, or so, did try the 'Peace Pipe' twice - fell asleep on the sofa, and woke up around 3 am, sayin' -- "Oh, s*it, s*it, s*it... I'm late, she's gonna KILL me!"

...but then I GOT HIGH... KUDOS - Tom.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on May 6, 2007

Spot on mate!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on May 6, 2007

That sounds just like senility to me;-)You're getting old Ed!heehee...Rufuz better keep a leash on him...hahaha woof woof!

Love,
Eileen