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Ya think mom will take me for a ride…by Rufuz
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If I am good, I know I could, Lord knows I should, For mom I make my bone up stood… Wednesday will be a nice day, Maybe we can go down and play by the bay, She can chase me, after dad she does lay, Least one of us is getting it in someway… Even the ride home is fun, Though going down is the sun, Mommy and I will that day run, I like it when she grabs me by my bum… © Rufuz J 5.7.2007

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Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on May 14, 2007

You're hilarious, Rufuz..that ending line! OMIGOD! LOL Too funny! Very well done; four paws up! *ARF*

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling

Reviewed on May 9, 2007

Cute write my friend, brought a smile to my face! Enjoyed!
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper

Reviewed on May 8, 2007

Rufuz is a pretty good poet when he wants a ride

Reviewed by D Johnson

Reviewed on May 8, 2007

Ruf, my friend not only should you stay away from the 'pipe' I'd avoid those funny looking cigs...he may have rolled. Good luck!

Thanks,
Dan

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on May 8, 2007

Hahahaha.....you made me laugh LOUD...Rufuz you are getting to sound like your daddy!!

Lay it out....woof!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on May 8, 2007

You really need a girlfriend, Rufie Boy!

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell

Reviewed on May 8, 2007

Hmmm...

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on May 8, 2007

Rufuz...horny rascal aren't we?
Watch that bone.
Georg

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on May 7, 2007

Your a neat looking doggie Ruf...

Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury

Reviewed on May 7, 2007

I really enjoyed this.

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on May 7, 2007

Oh my,Rufuz is so cute..your very lucky..Enjoyed..Hugsss

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on May 7, 2007

Rufuz methinks you are eating too much
and please stay away from dads pipe;-)

luv ya
et

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on May 7, 2007

OK!!! Rufuz, have you been eating from daddy's baggie again???
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by H Cruz

Reviewed on May 7, 2007

Arf, Arf! down boy...Darn dog grabbed my Bum again. :)

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