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Mad @ Dad...by Rufuz
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Sorry no picture tonight, I don't know how to use the camera...R


He made me take a bath,

He made me get a haircut,

He left me for hours at the groomers,

Then he expects me to be nice & friendly,

None of this is but rumors…

 

Okay so now my fur is short,

But even when he feeds me, I snort,

I want to make him feel just like me,

I need from my readers just a little support…

 

We did get to see my mommy,

She told me to be grumpy to daddy and grouchy,

He has been all day in the dumps,

Like me he has to take his lumps…

© Rufuz J 07.21.2007
 

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 Reviews of "Mad @ Dad...by Rufuz"
Reviewed on July 24, 2007
Poor baby; sorry you are having a hard time. You are in my prayers, my dear doggie friend; hang in there!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)

Tried not to smile when I read this, but couldn't help it. Too cute!

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on July 24, 2007
Rufuz,
Go roll in the muddiest puddle you can find then sneak back up on dad and give it a good shake....LOL

Walt

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on July 22, 2007
Rufuz, think about how much fun it would be to send 'dad' to the groomers.

dan

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 22, 2007
Jazz would come home from vet shaking in fear. I didn't groom him. He enjoyed a bath in the bathtub like the loyal kid he was.

Ron

Reviewed by George Thompson
Reviewed on July 22, 2007
I like this poem from the viewpoint of Rufuz. Good writing!

George

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on July 22, 2007
Wow!! You look so very handsome Rufuz and I'm sure you feel better too.
Thanks Ed.
Love,
Susan

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 22, 2007
Awwwwwwww...next time take him with you and let them give him a good trim and shampo's too!!

Woof of a write!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen
Reviewed on July 22, 2007
I love it!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 22, 2007
I want to make him feel just like me,
I need from my readers just a little support…

You got it, Rufie Boy! I'll bring the rope and the shears, you get the garden hose and the soap ready. We're gonna fix that guy good!!

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on July 22, 2007
Guye sends his sympathy. But do you feel more comfy since the haircut?

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on July 22, 2007
Poor mistreated Rufuz! To top it all, he probably gets dry dogfood made from ole chicken feathers, bones, guts, and blood (courtesy of Tyson). Nuthin worse than a bath and a fur-cut. Oh woe. Oh woe is Rufuz. Love it Ed!

Ted

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on July 22, 2007
Wooof WOOF, Its Duchess and Layla here ED, Mom's out ok. Now here's the thing, we sympathize totally with you, as all that grooming in that smelly stuff that is not our choice of perfume either..is necessary if you want to jump on Daddy's bed!
They always do this in the summer, and the only thing good about is, that you don't get too hot, but psssssst, make sure afterwards, you have a nice old bone stashed to dig up, to put the Doggie perfume back into your coat.
We have a backyard full of em hehe woof woof, and even better still some nice smelling spots to roll on afterwards.
Ut oh she's back, cyah, don't fret, you smell great again in no time.
Licks and licks
Duchess n Layla WOOOOOOOF Wooooof

Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on July 21, 2007
I adore yore Rufuz writes they are so adorable and make me smile! HUGS TO Rufuz! SC

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on July 21, 2007
Now Ruf, you've made Dad feel bad, but I'm

sure you needed the cut.

You don't brush your own hair do you Rufuz?

I can imagine all the mats and stuff in your hair.

I can't believe I'm writing to a hairless doggie?

Ed, you got us ho0ked on Rufuz

I'm sure Rufus will forgive you Ed.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 21, 2007
hahaha what a pair are you two! Rufuz i don't blame you, I hate haircuts! But you gotta love baths...no?;-)Dad loves you anyway!

Love,
Auntie Eileen


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