What type of car is best for car bombings...? (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

What type of car is best for car bombings...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I realize it is not a humorous subject, but nowadays almost anything can be humorous...

So many cars are being destroyed, Are they cars that take a steroid, Or are they cars that others avoid, Can’t make up my mind herein, For most cars I have found I enjoyed… What makes a good bomb, A newer car with less metal, More plastic or rubber so after the boom, The cars are left where they sit to settle… Do they have to run, To be brought out only in the sun, Most cars I find are made for fun, So many are today being up blown, These bombers will have to the gods of cars atone… © ed J 7/28/07 ------------------------------------------------------ Irish Car Bomb recipe Irish Car Bomb is one of the most popular drinks worldwide. The ingredients are simple and widely available, and beer lovers will almost certainly enjoy it. If you ask for one of these in an Irish pub you'll be greeted with either a smile, or a black eye. Enjoy! 3/4 pint Guinness® stout 1/2 shot Bailey's® Irish cream 1/2 shot Jameson® Irish whiskey Add the Bailey's and Jameson to a shot glass, layering the Bailey's on the bottom. Pour the Guinness into a pint glass or beer mug 3/4 of the way full and let settle. Drop the shot glass into the Guinness and chug. If you don't drink it fast enough it will curdle and increasingly taste worse.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on July 29, 2007

I think all cars are .... who cares anyways....as long as they get the target right!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Cynth'ya Reed

Reviewed on July 28, 2007

Somebody needs to call Geico. . .
blessin's, you old naked grass crawler you. . .(tee hee)
cynth'ya lewis reed

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Being part Irish and having many friends and followers of my poetry in ireland...I'd say a Fiat would be the irish car of choice in the matter.

I'll be passing the drink recipe on to Irishmen and women and little people.
Love,
Susan

Reviewed by m j hollingshead

only an irishman would have a drink called the car bomb, and they say my ancestors had no humor

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Hope your in the car you pick for de bomb?
Rufuz doesn't approve!

Reviewed by Scott Zachary

Just any ole "bomb" will do. Interesting perspective, Ed. Only you could/would make a poem about car bombs.

Scott

Reviewed by Walt Hardester

Suv's seem to be popular. don't know why maybe more metal for shrapnel. But hey man If we can't laugh we gonna worry and cry ourselves to death.

Walt

ps. see my short story, "Worry and Stress Will Kill Ya."

Irish Car Bomb recipe