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A brain...
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Never said I had a brain, What little I have does out my ear drain, Of intellectual pursuits I try to refrain, Guess I am just your everyday person plain�J Okay, so every so often I do of the herb toke, You kiddies out there watch yourselves, As burning out of your brain cells is no joke, But since I am burned out as it is, What the hell, let me just go ahead and take another toke�J � ed J 8/27/07

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Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on August 28, 2007

You have to have a brain to take care of Rufuz
Rufuz said, your smarter than we think.
So there!

Reviewed by George Thompson

Reviewed on August 28, 2007

Yoke, yoke. I mean toke, toke! Good one.

George

Reviewed by Roger Ochs

Reviewed on August 28, 2007

In humor there is more truth than in any screed. Well done.

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)

Reviewed on August 27, 2007

Love it.

Same could be said for prescription drugs.

Elizabeth

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on August 27, 2007

Save me a toke....Ed

One toke over the line sweet Jesus
One toke ovet the line
Waiting downtown in a Railway station
One toke over the line.
Peace Brother

William

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on August 27, 2007

Just put it in your pipe and smoke it, maybe smog pollution will make all of us a little more happy and stop bitching so much.
Georg

Reviewed by Walt Hardester

Reviewed on August 27, 2007

Well Ed,
Considering we humans only use about 5% of our brain cells anyway that means we have billions to burn and never will never notice. What the hell?
Walt

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on August 27, 2007

What the Hell!

Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen

Reviewed on August 27, 2007

Playful stuff, Ed!
Enjoy ;-),
Carolyn

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on August 27, 2007

Smoking write....T-right??

Love Stinky

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