No longer need I a sail,
I got the other Ed’s below to bail,
I be the captain by the top rail,
Ed #1 does carry around a mop & pail…
My gunner is in the world tops,
Can’t even stop us are the cops,
For dinner we always eat chops,
You’ll notice we have no need for props…
But she is not an ocean going rig,
In deep water she wallows like a pig,
While me the captain on the poopdeck does a jig,
Get number one over here to clean up the poop,
Or he will remain for the rest of the trip in the brig…J
© ed J 9/1/07
Regis
Poor Ed getting the dirty jobs.
Ed the Elder (georg?)
Glad I've already landed on Belle Isle.
Food, drinks and all the comforts of home.
Woops! It is our home
Which you'll never see
Cause Eds below are truly
Stinkee
aka --- Edwina, The Eldest &
Cousin Eduardo
Ted
Send me his number.....lol!!
Hey that looks FERRY looks like the one I toook a trip on two weeks ago!!
Have to phone the cops!!
Love sTinky
But you've made a grave error Number Two. Let's Review Our Ancient Ed Childhood Lessons.
Number One is the little Pee Wees.
Number Two are those Humongous Turds.
So Number One will mop up the Number Ones, and Number Two will clean up The Number Twos. (And if ye don't believe me, ask Rufuz to show you Page 26, in The Ancient Book of Ed.)
So Mr. Number Two Ed, ye best get busy on the lower deck - the darn elephants have the shlotzkis again!!! Yuck! I'm glad I'm the Number One Guy. And En Garde!
PS Bring about a dozen huge pails down here - Pronto!
one shot to them backboards is all it'll take
Ta Leave ye wallowing in our wake.
Then we'll take her under tow, while ye ride
and beach her on our island's lee side
Arrrrrrrr
Sir Salt Walt (gunners mate and head chef)
Good for ye, Matey, but look out over yer shoulder: the other Eds may be jealous! LOL And Lord, if La Belle and her crew get ahold of you...you and Rufuz'll be too pooped to pop! LOL
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.