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A New Sturdy Craft have I…
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No longer need I a sail,


I got the other Ed’s below to bail,


I be the captain by the top rail,


Ed #1 does carry around a mop & pail…


 


My gunner is in the world tops,


Can’t even stop us are the cops,


For dinner we always eat chops,


You’ll notice we have no need for props…


 


But she is not an ocean going rig,


In deep water she wallows like a pig,


While me the captain on the poopdeck does a jig,


Get number one over here to clean up the poop,


Or he will remain for the rest of the trip in the brig…J


© ed J 9/1/07


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Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on September 3, 2007
MY gosh, you carry your bingo hall with you I see...woe is us...Lady J

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 2, 2007
That's the spirit, Ed! Take command. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on September 2, 2007
Some how I always knew you would have to be a captain...........

Poor Ed getting the dirty jobs.


Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 2, 2007
You, stinking brother from Jersey and that elephant dunk lover Pee Wee while we squabble between us a lot of strangers are butting in, it is not the time to get united a the intruders asses kick?
Ed the Elder (georg?)

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on September 1, 2007
Too much Number 1 and 2.
Glad I've already landed on Belle Isle.
Food, drinks and all the comforts of home.

Woops! It is our home
Which you'll never see
Cause Eds below are truly
Stinkee

aka --- Edwina, The Eldest &
Cousin Eduardo

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on September 1, 2007
Giggle! So THAT's what the poop-deck's for! Avast me hearties, swab that poop and buckle them swashes - the Eds are comin'!

Ted

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 1, 2007
A poop cleaning Ed???

Send me his number.....lol!!

Hey that looks FERRY looks like the one I toook a trip on two weeks ago!!

Have to phone the cops!!

Love sTinky

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on September 1, 2007
This is too cute! I'm having a great time reading all these fabulous writes, blessings, Holly

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 1, 2007
Number One Reporting For Duty!



But you've made a grave error Number Two. Let's Review Our Ancient Ed Childhood Lessons.



Number One is the little Pee Wees.

Number Two are those Humongous Turds.



So Number One will mop up the Number Ones, and Number Two will clean up The Number Twos. (And if ye don't believe me, ask Rufuz to show you Page 26, in The Ancient Book of Ed.)



So Mr. Number Two Ed, ye best get busy on the lower deck - the darn elephants have the shlotzkis again!!! Yuck! I'm glad I'm the Number One Guy. And En Garde!



PS Bring about a dozen huge pails down here - Pronto!

Reviewed on September 1, 2007
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on September 1, 2007
Poor Ed A bad trade did ye make
one shot to them backboards is all it'll take
Ta Leave ye wallowing in our wake.
Then we'll take her under tow, while ye ride
and beach her on our island's lee side
Arrrrrrrr

Sir Salt Walt (gunners mate and head chef)

Reviewed by Edwin Larson
Reviewed on September 1, 2007
LOL...Is there a casino onboard?? Sounds like #1 has his work cut out for him LOLOLOL

Reviewed on September 1, 2007
LOL

Good for ye, Matey, but look out over yer shoulder: the other Eds may be jealous! LOL And Lord, if La Belle and her crew get ahold of you...you and Rufuz'll be too pooped to pop! LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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