I have many past lives but always seem to meet the tough women...(this is meant to be humorous, but if a certain person of the female persuasion thinks it isn't then Rufuz wrote it...;)

At least I did then take a bath,

I didn’t want to incur the lil’ woman’s wrath,

From my gun she does hold my shells,

From my pants the belt she does hold as well,

Henpecked I’ve been ever since we walked the bridle path…

 

To those I’ve kilt,

Never will they know what for them I’ve done,

Never will they feel a woman’s breast,

Never will they feel the pain of belt across their balls,

For the woman I did get hitched to is really, really built…

 

I thought, now I got me a slave to pull my wagon,

Right away she started to say,

“I will fix his little red wagon,”

Long it wasn’t, no it tweren’t,

Till as for me, my place I done in a double fast hurry, learn‘t…J

© ed J 9/3/07