Fess Up, Bro. You found him under that flower pot, didn't you??!! And you better get a real strong piece of string this time, or Rufuz will be draggin him out from under that pot again. And you remember what happens, when that happens - A Free Comedy Show at the old Jersey Motor Home Park! "Rufuz! You bring that back here - right now - I gotta Pee!!!
Ed! A good way to go, is to tie it around your belly, that's what I do, but not too tight, you might suffocate ha! Jasmin Horst
Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on September 16, 2007
Glad you found him Ed... You know I used to be considered the most selfrighteouse snot in the whole world & never would have normally commented on a poem like this, but you know what... I'm glad I finally got a sense of humor. It's people like you that make the world just a little nicer. Thanks, love Holly
Just don't let Rufuz think its a toy and get in on the action -- I once had a cat that made a "pawing" swipe at mine while I bent down to my bottom dresser draw (luckily he missed and got my leg instead or I;d be neutered by now!) Most wierd topic I've ever read in a poem!
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.
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