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Contact...by Rufuz
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He does smoke that wacky weed,


I try not to inhale, wish instead he did speed,


He does then of himself put on the bag for feed,


Sometimes I wish he was of a different breed…


 


But he does have fun,


And since I love him like a son,


I allow him his little quirks & idiosyncrasies,


Of his evening relaxation time I don’t want to impede…


 


I seem to get a bit of a contact high,


Into his bed I do go and hide,


Till ready he is to come in and sleep,


His brains do each night get a little more fried…J


                © Rufuz J 10.11.2007


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 Reviews of "Contact...by Rufuz"
Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on June 20, 2008
Rufuz surely descibed you well here and it points out what he knows of you. Letting out secrets is not too keen for him to do. We might get the wrong impression of you. All in all I think you are still a nice guy in 2008, June in fact. Your writes are so entertaining and Rufuz you are the most gracious entertainment I get now.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 21, 2007
I thought it was contact with extra testicles. ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on October 12, 2007
Rufuz on a high and you on a contact one.
Doooo bee a good dooobie!
Love,
Susan

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 12, 2007
So you are doing like our ex-something Billy boy? you should mark your territory around inside the house so he doesn't pollute it with the happy herbs.
Georg

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 12, 2007
Only you could love him so much, Rufie Boy! And I just might send you a gas mask for Christmas; one of you has to maintain some brains that aren't fried. (I probably won't get 'you know who' anything for Christmas this year, though; I'm still waitin for his Christmas present from last year.)

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on October 12, 2007
He does then of himself put on the bag for feed.

Wonderful image of Ed drowning himself in Chips Ahoy and Pepsi.
Ah the Blind Munchies, strike without warning. Then no refrigerator is safe...gotta love em.

Walt

Reviewed on October 11, 2007
Rufuz,

Ever the faithful one, through good times and smokey haze LOL Good boy. :) Well done, my (((friend))).

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on October 11, 2007
I think you've been around Rufuz too long, looks like your brain might also be frying. Or is it too late for you both? lol

Kathy

Reviewed on October 11, 2007
Just be careful, Rufie boy; don't need you getting all crazy from that smell! LOL NOT a pretty pic! Cute write; just continue to be the good Doggie you are and take care of your daddy! aDORable pic!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your Auntie Karen in Texas. :D

Four paws up!! wOOOOOf!! :D


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