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Home Grown...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Rated "PG13" by the Author.

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My first hit off a new harvest, On am I, on a very high quest, I can’t too well sit nor can I stand, Even lying down seems right now to be quite bland… How a bout some Root Beer and ice cream, Things are lookin’ kinda hazy of late, Wow, what a buzz; this is kickin’… Fortunately I take care of Rufuz in advance, His walk, he’s walked & of his dinner he has dined, I started this endeavor several nights thence, But could not finish it then, too high, too out of it, Normally when high I ain’t got no common sense…J © ed J 10/18/07

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Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine

Reviewed on October 23, 2007

M and M's make common sense to me; and Rufus. Enjoyable read. R

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on October 21, 2007

Rufus is experienced. He can carry on without you.

Ron

Reviewed by Rene Swing (Reader)

Reviewed on October 20, 2007

Hey, I really enjoyed your poem. I do have to agree with you on one point. Common Sense? Did you ever have it....lol.

Reviewed by Sandi Schraut

Reviewed on October 19, 2007

Ummmm! I always thought them M & M's were sorta special just didn't know they was that interesting!!! LOVED this bit of whimsy! Sandi

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on October 19, 2007

I just knew when they started making the blue M7M's that there was a Disney junta going on. Now, with the pic, I see that it's true!
Love,
Susan

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER

Reviewed on October 19, 2007

This good stuff Mr. Matlack! Now to the finer points, how much and how often, I can hear that buzz, but it's the helicopters flying over my property, looking over my delirious garden, and an other year without it, but supplimented by Tenneessee Whisky. I shall survive. Bless you! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo

Reviewed on October 19, 2007

Cute, but hoping that this is strictly poetic talk and not ...

Kathy

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on October 19, 2007

You've just proved my suspicion - there's somethin funny in those M & Ms. I better take them away from my wife, and I bet she goes through a terrible withdrawal period, but it's for her own good. Thanks for the Heads Up, Bro!

Reviewed by Walt Hardester

Reviewed on October 19, 2007

I still have my common sense...I just can't remember where I put it.

Walt

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on October 19, 2007

I hope you get a membership on that one-mile-up club while you are there!!!!!!
Georg

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on October 18, 2007

Ed be Smokin and munchin?
Rufuz, go bite his arse and wake em up?

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on October 18, 2007

(((Ed))),

Just be careful, 'kay? You sound very relaxed and mellow ... where I need to be ... well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on October 18, 2007

Come to think of it, when do I EVER have any sense, common or otherwise...LOL! Ed

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