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Choices...
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Life be filled,


Choices like above,


Better the fat doobie,


Than those wonderful hot luscious young boobies,


Or Rene would herself have me killed…J


 


No smoking that stuff in this house,


Hey its my house to, ain’t it,


Didn’t I just today for you pick up that mouse,


I shouldn’t have to take this sort of sh**…J


 


Life is full of choices,


Some are good, but some are really bad,


Hey, really, no, living in my jeep does not make me sad,


Its Rufuz and his snoring that gets to me,


Maybe if I make some good choices tomorrow,


Rene will give to me of the camper, the key…J


© ed J 11/12/07


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 Reviews of "Choices..."
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on November 15, 2007
chuckle

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 14, 2007
Quit complainin, DW. I often have to sleep out in the truck, with four dogs and many cats - and they all snore!

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on November 13, 2007
Hate to see ya in the dog house ED..

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 13, 2007
Tell Renč not to worry, I am taking the temptation from hubby's hands and I will left behind....guess who or what!

Georg

Reviewed on November 12, 2007
ED...

IF THAT LOGO IS FOR A BED & BREAKFAST.... PLEASE RUSH ME THE ADDRESS!

TOM...

Reviewed on November 12, 2007
Ed,

We have free will, to do or not do. It's the consequences that are sometimes hard to live with...an excellent write, but you need to see why Rufuz is snoring so much! Poor baby must be worn OUT.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on November 12, 2007
Choices, good or bad, bring their own set of consequences - rewards or punishments. Good luck making better choices. Snoring can sure interrupt a person's sleep. lol

God bless you. Kathy

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on November 12, 2007
Wait a minute!! I thought that was your camper. How did you kicked out of your own habitat?
Love,
Susan

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 12, 2007
Good to read you again....now that pic is something Rufuz can howl at!!

Love sTinky


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