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Neighbors...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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A neighbor I got name of Maxine,


Of this park she is the queen,


Ask her anything, she knows all,


Just don’t bother her before her morning caffeine…


 


She acts the feeble old maid,


Though she was in the army a sergeant,


She tells of the good old days when she did juggle grenades,


So she is not in reality of much of anything afraid…


 


She reads palms for a living,


She is not very forgiving,


But off her bottom her panties she will be most giving,


Anything to get them down off that damn antenna…J


© ed J 11/17/07


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 Reviews of "Neighbors..."
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on December 30, 2007
chuckle

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on November 19, 2007
Hmmmmm Colour coded Knicker/flag matches the curtains and the awning, cute. Ah your just spewing coz shes knocking back a coldie LOLOL

Go on ask her, sure shes got an extra in the fridge.

;)Ch'erie

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on November 18, 2007
...anyone who wears bunny slippers, can't be that tough! (smiles)

Carole~

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on November 18, 2007
Fess up Ed....How'd them panties get there in the first place?

Walt

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on November 17, 2007
Oh my,very cute indeed sweet man..Hugsss

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on November 17, 2007
better be nice to her sir...
she might still have a few of those grenades

Al

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on November 17, 2007
Did u get into them panties yet
Don't answer, don't incriminate your self
before your "Miranda Wraning"
Peace Brother

William

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on November 17, 2007
LOL.....LOL
She must know all about you and Rufuz..

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 17, 2007
Ed you are always good for a laugh, for which I thank you! Hey Rufuz, whassup?;-)

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed on November 17, 2007
YOur not afraid of getting high Ed go and help the lille old lady out will ya! or maybe you've got it all wrong, she was in the navy and is just signaling, or maybe she took over the territory and flying a new flag, better salute it then! You are a card man < I really enjoyed! Have a great weekend! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on November 17, 2007
funny...


Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 17, 2007
hahahahahaha...no comment..just damn good to laugh!!

Love sTink

Reviewed on November 17, 2007
as anyone who was ever in the military knows,
a total MISS on the rifle range resulted
in the waving of a big FLAG,
known as MAGGIES DRAWERS...

you are BLESSED with Maxine's Maximas,
and yet, so UNAPPRECIATIVE... how CALLOUS!

when I was in the Army, but stationed on a 176 foot freighter,
with the MOS of 560... SEAMAN... and we went out and anchored in the
James River, a SPECIAL FLAG was flown to warn nearby ships that
a DIVER WAS DOWN...

MAYBE SHE IS JUST... ADVERTISING? CHECK IT OUT! TOM.

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on November 17, 2007
Gotta love Maxine. She's the consciousness of the senior citizens and she's right on the money if the truth were to be told.
Love,
Susan

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 17, 2007
I always knew you had the Hots for old Sgt. Maxine. Take brother Edvard's advice, and take a walk, and then, a real cold shower in the creek.

Reviewed on November 17, 2007
Laughing too hard to review--

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 17, 2007
Andy will call them bloomers or nickers, and for the grace of me why on earth they shouldn't be pulled down....oh! you mean from the antenna!
Take Rufuz for a walk and cool off.
Brother Goggen


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