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Had to be a blonde...
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All she wanted was a shortcut to work,


Of course she blamed it on another jerk,


He cut me off and made me do it,


So mad she was she could just spit…


 


She drew a large crowd,


Through a newspaper stand she could have plowed,


Missing them and some school kids made her proud…


 


Her husband went ballistic,


How many times are you going to drive like this,


About her driving he was always pessimistic,


But like they say, Blonde’s always have more fun,


No one with this one should ever ride, no pun…J


© ed J 11/18/07


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Reviewed on November 19, 2007
POOR SWEET THANG!

She Started way out on the fringe of the city, drove all those tedious railroad tracks, finally reached the station she wanted, BACKED ALL THE WAY UP THOSE STEEP STEPS, and BAM, DAMN, some FOOL took a picture, and erroneously ASSUMED SHE WAS GOING DOWN!

WHAT A MAGNIFICENT FEAT SHE ACCOMPLISHED! PROOF POSITIVE THAT BLONDES DO HAVE MORE FUN!

Tom.

Reviewed by Rene Swing (Reader)
Reviewed on November 19, 2007
Blondes always get a bad rap...Not all of us are like that. Yep, I am a blonde....lol

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on November 19, 2007
Glad I'm not a blonde!
Hey, we bought another 4bee LOL, go mountaingoating again, or beachin, or outbacking haha.

He's still wearing that hat!!

Love Ch'erie Rod n Family n dawwgs

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 19, 2007
Ed, that wasn't a blonde, it was you!!! Rufuz ratted on you.
Georg

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 18, 2007
I think she should take the subway.

Ron

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on November 18, 2007
Poor blondes, always getting picked on. But they are truly so much fun to pick on. Maybe, they're truly the best, else the world would be brunette. ya' think? lol

God bless you. Kathy

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on November 18, 2007
interesting read, years ago dingbat bashed into me, rear ended me at the stop sign. she stormed to the car to confront me, 'you stopped.' hmmmmm mebbe the same gal

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 18, 2007
Hahahaha...don't blame your bad driving on the blonde....what do you call blond men??

Love Stinky

Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on November 18, 2007
I say nice try
But it was probably
A guy who was high...
LOL HUGS

Reviewed by Kate Clifford
Reviewed on November 18, 2007
LOL..........now I dye my hair LOL

Yup I am a reader now. I want to keep in touch with my friends but do not want to post anymore.

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on November 18, 2007
Now where did she think she was gonna park when she got on the subway?

Walt

Reviewed on November 18, 2007
*laffin' too hard to review*

Reviewed on November 18, 2007
Laughing too hard to review--

Reviewed on November 18, 2007
Ah Ed take a chance, and another turn, you have long to go, before you're in the urn! I have three of them, now you know what kind of life I lead, it's hectic to say the least! Now you got me thinking how the rest of this Sunday is going to evolve. Enjoyed it, hit so close. Bless You! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 18, 2007
HO HO! And why did you cut her off??!!!!

Reviewed by Gerald Tate
Reviewed on November 18, 2007
Steer clear off that one.

Well done Ed---Gerald J Tate


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