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Hooked on Crack...by RUFUZ
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I can’t help it, but on crack I am hooked,


Any size, shape or gender,


Before or after I go out on a bender,


If I am ever caught my goose(?) will be cooked…


 


I can’t even ride in the car,


Even with dad my behavior is quite bizarre,


On a leash or off, I can’t keep my nose away too far,


There is this one special little bitch, her name is Star…


 


A rehab I do think I need,


From the doctors there I will have to advice heed,


As so far in my life, my crack habit I have to feed,


Oh god, I am even attracted to my mommy’s steed…J


© Rufuz J 12.03.2007


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 Reviews of "Hooked on Crack...by RUFUZ"
Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on December 4, 2007
Rufus ... yur a hoot! Handsome, nice hair, poet, and a butt sniffer ain't half bad. WOOF WOOF you wild and crazy canine! Maybe if yur nice, and obey, daddy human will spice yur eggnog!
Uncle Richard

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on December 4, 2007
Refuz,, you little stinker you,,,lol

Reviewed by Dee C.
Reviewed on December 4, 2007
LOL....so cute!!
Dee

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 4, 2007
Hahahaha....you oh you-you-you are NUTZ!!

Love sTinky

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on December 4, 2007
This is hilarious. I think a dogs world is funnier than man's sometimes.
Love,
Susan

Reviewed on December 4, 2007
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL You sly dog, you. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 4, 2007
Rufuz, I think an Intervention might be in order, but if you even like to smell your Dad's smelly old crotch, you may be far beyond help!

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on December 4, 2007
I just love it when the first thing a big dog does is come and rams his nose in my crotch, just to say hello. So there are worse things than crack sniffin Ruff......

Walt

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on December 4, 2007
Show the way, boy...just show me the way!
Georg


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