With Rufuz sitting there giving me a glower,

I had to use soap, shampoo and a wash rag,

If I didn’t Rufuz would continue wearing his bag…

Hey its only been a week, or maybe a few,

But even the trees were bending away as past I walked,

They wouldn’t even let me visit the animals in the zoo,

Now my beard does itch a bit, so to some of that I must say adieu…

Life is so much more fun when stink I do,

The neighbors stay away, the stink does accrue,

I don’t know how they smell, but I am told I smell like a kangaroo,

I guess the next right thing to do would be to change my sheets,

Quite before they, on their own, become altogether askew…J

© ed J 12/7/07