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Weed Smokers Blues...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Giving up on smoking and drinking though neither do I indulge in...e


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Can’t seem to stop,


Can’t wait for the new crop,


Am I addicted to the herb,


Wish they’d sell it at a tobacco shop…J



No way is this an addiction,


Not every day do I toke,


Though that may be my description,


And I spend very little so I don’t go broke…J


 


For Lent I am giving up smoking & drinking,


And more than normal I will bathe, no more stinking,


Ruffies happy therein with his daddy’s choice,


Don’t get me wrong, I am not giving up the herb,


For this & for me, we should all hereby rejoice…J



© ed J 2/6/08


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 Reviews of "Weed Smokers Blues..."
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on February 14, 2008
There are worse things to be addicted to....Like Nookie. Herb is much cheaper than a couple dates at Longhorns, and lasts longer than the sex.....LOL

Walt

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on February 11, 2008
You are too funny! I live in New Mexico and the air has gotten sweeter smelling over here. Now I know to what it should be attributed. LOL

God bless you. Kathy

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on February 11, 2008
Are you saying you're giving up NOT bathing for lent? ;+}

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2008
You are too much,real cute..stay safe and well..missed ya...Hugssssssss

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on February 7, 2008
Yes, the bath must be what is most important..

Reviewed by John Leko
Reviewed on February 7, 2008
...seems like all this pen going up in smoke...is still destined to be a hit.
enjoyed...
John

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on February 7, 2008
Good on you, bro... ...love and peace,d

Regis

Reviewed on February 7, 2008
ED --

"OUR GENT GOT BENT IN LENT.
HIS BENT WAS SPENT.
DIDN'T PAY HIS RENT.
WAS SENT TO LIVE IN A TENT.
HAD NOT A CENT.
SO HE WENT TO VENT.
HE NEEDS TO PRACTICE SOME ZEN...T"


Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 7, 2008
For Lent I am giving up smoking & drinking,
And more than normal I will bathe, no more stinking

Rufuz must be - Ecstatic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Reviewed on February 7, 2008
I hope you stop smoking that stuff, it is only going to mess you up mentally and physically. I'm concerned for you, Ed!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on February 7, 2008
Lill' brother, only a heretic will drink beer from a brandy glass, are you nuts or somtin'???????
And...since when you started smoking Early Gray? they sell it in the shop around corner!!!!!
Hey, have a nice day, I must go...smoking getting in me eyes!!!!

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on February 6, 2008
"Though that may be my description"
Out west sir you can get it by prescription

Reviewed on February 6, 2008
Maybe if you didn't smoke you wouldn't have the blues?? Sounds like me, when I used to drink: I was a depressed mess when drunk. Stopped that 25 years ago, not nearly as bummed out...although have my moments. Hope you find happiness soon.

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :(


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