Seems to me you have to be insane to live in Florida...by Rufuz (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Reviewed on February 26, 2008

I just have to take your word for it Rufuz!!

Love Auntie Stinky

Reviewed on February 26, 2008

Maybe no "bear" in Florida, but lots of "bare"; and that, I think, you may enjoy...or would daddy :o)

Great to see you poetizing again, Rufuz. Maybe it's meant to be that Daddy has his "lull" time and lets you fill in the void for him. You do him proud!!! Woof! Woof! boy.

Micke

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on February 26, 2008

RUFUZ - I CONCUR!

TOO HOT - TOO MANY GATORS - TOO MANY OLE FARTS - TOO MANY 'NO HABLA INGLESE -
TOO MANY HURRICANES - TOO MANY TOO'S!

Here in MARYLAND - we enjoy all four seasons - are often protected from bad storms by the CHESAPEAKE BAY, only real problem with ANIMALS are the TWO-LEGGED LEGISLATORS in ANNAPOLIS!

WOOF ? TomKat ... MEOW ?

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on February 26, 2008

Rufuz, I agree with you. One of my other brothers lives in Florida, and loves it. Me, I could never live there. He had to seal off his entire swimming pool and barbeque area - skeeters the size of that alligator, and spiders the size of New Jersey.

But come on, you like New Jersey????!!!!!! Come up to the great northwood, but don't bring your Dad, unless he's bringing some food!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on February 26, 2008

Think if that alligator get your fleas...how he's gonna scratch?
If you don't have any, borrow some from your Daddy, Ha Ha Ha!!!!!

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on February 25, 2008

Hey Rufuz, sure glad your dad is giving you a chance to write , tell him to take a long break you're doing just fine!;-) luv ya!

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on February 25, 2008

I live on a safe lake but an alligator can meander over anytime. people just don't swim in lagoons or lakes but the pools and the oceans aren't bad.

Come on down Rufuz. I'll make sure you're safe from harm. I promise.
Love,
Susan

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on February 25, 2008

Gotta watch them gators, Rufuz, I lived in Louisiana in 1991? A neighbor used to chain his Rottweiler to a tree near the bayou behind the apartment I lived in - I'd tell him don't do that, 'cause the gator would get him - he would say, "What gator is crazy to tangle with a full grown Rottie?" I'd tell him, any gator who's hungry enough - well, one day - yep: gator got Greaseball. :( Stay 'way from those gators, hear? Only gator I wanna see is on the plate. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on February 25, 2008

I would want to visit Florida, but wouldn't want to live there--too WARM or HOT for my liking...give me some Northern COLD!! And SNOW!!

I agree--anyone who would want to call Florida home MUST be nuts!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)

I live in Texas, and I gripe about it all the time! Ask Karla! LOL

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on February 25, 2008

I'm so glad 0 Dad is letting you write Rufuz.
He need a break don't he.
Glad you don't live there Ruf. 0 Alley might
want your tooh.
Keep em comin Doggie writer.
ron