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My money is on the dog...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Afterall she is a blonde, She couldn’t win with a magic wand, If she does lose, I hope she doesn’t end it all in a fish pond… The puppy has more smarts, Just to see him breaks hearts, She on the other hand does play, By fits and starts… So on the dog put your money, No chance for the blonde honey, Doubt this poetic trash is very funny, So have a nice day, I hope it stays for you, sunny… © ed J 3/6/08

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on March 11, 2008

Priceless!!

That doggie reminds me of my own little Micky...!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Poetess of The Soul Sheila G

Reviewed on March 11, 2008

This is so sweet! I love this humor poem Ed!
Maybe the blonde has brains THAT DAY! :)
What a cute puppy! :)
Write On!
Warmest Blessings and Inner Peace, Warrior Purple Lady Sheooxoo

STay Positive!

Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks

Reviewed on March 7, 2008

Ahhh...and don't you love that pic!! How did that pup learn how to cheat so early on? The blonde hasn't made a move, yet :o)

Good to have light-hearted Ed back with us...and it IS a sunny day, here...Thanks

Micke

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on March 7, 2008

Thank you for spinning your rhymes and sharing your wit and humor, Ed. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on March 7, 2008

Very cute,take care...Hugssss

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on March 7, 2008

Laughing too hard to review - checkmate!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on March 7, 2008

Wouldn't be much of a bet, Bro. The Blond hasn't even moved yet. Looks like the Pup is teaching her how to play! Is that Son of Rufuz?

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on March 7, 2008

LOL Laffin' too hard to review; this is hiLARious!! LOLOLOL

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on March 7, 2008

Keep the dog and send the chess game...but for all means, the money too.

Georg

Reviewed by H Cruz

Reviewed on March 6, 2008

U- funny guy, dog no play chess,women have two!

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on March 6, 2008

ED --- cute! after she loses, send her to me ... I'll comfort her!

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo

Reviewed on March 6, 2008

Anyone playing chess with a dog is bound to loose. lol
Not much 'up' there. Perhaps some air. Ya' think?

God bless you. Kathy

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