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Ha, Ha you can't get me...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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In my house am I,

My mommy is nearby,

You think you look scary,

And all I can do is sigh…

 

You think I’m stupid,

The door I won’t open,

Show your teeth all you want,

I will just act nonchalant…

 

One day I will be all grown,

Then you won’t look at me with lust,

My nails will be sharp & I will be ready to do battle,

For now you will excuse me, I have to use the cardboard throne…

© ed J 3/10/08


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 Reviews of "Ha, Ha you can't get me..."
Reviewed by c lea harris
Reviewed on March 19, 2008
cute, that's I can say for this, just absolutely cute,

Reviewed by Sandy Shepard
Reviewed on March 16, 2008
Loved this! What a cute picture and the poem is so catlike. I am owned by around 10 felines so I can relate.

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on March 12, 2008
LOVE that picture!!!
My 'cat i tude' exactly, Edmaboy.

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on March 12, 2008
OK ... that picture is precious dude. And the write touched me. You really are a sensitive soul aren't you bubba? Blessings ...
Richard

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 11, 2008
hahahahaha gotta love it! this is so whimsical and witty kitty!;-)
Rufuz i bet you wrote this for your friend;-)Great pic! et

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 11, 2008
Awwwwwww....how cute and brave!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on March 11, 2008
LOL! Last laugh may be on her/him, as the chase begins! Smiling
Enjoyed this write and awesome picture!
Write On!
Warmest Blessings and Inner Peace, Warrior Purple Lady Sweet Shexoooo

STay Positive!
STay STrong!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 11, 2008
I doubt that one day you will be 'all grown' Brother, and I promise never to look at you with lust either. But not growing up ain't a bad thing, and like Georg says, I love that photo!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 11, 2008
Brother PeeWee will wet his pants looking at that cute picture.
And please, wipe off that sign of smugness from your face lill'brother!

Georg

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on March 10, 2008
For a guy who was going to let Rufuz
write some you sure are writing a lot, but
keep them coming..
Cute write

Reviewed on March 10, 2008
Hmmmmm...I'm thinkin' that cuddly l'il character will charm those two bigger kids outdoors. If not, one li'l swat with claws...to their nose...will teach 'em. Purrrrfec title, Ed!! And deeee-lightful poem, you charmer!

Micke

Reviewed on March 10, 2008
Cute poem and Picture!~ Jasmin Horst

Reviewed on March 10, 2008
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect!! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on March 10, 2008
Kitty.ness captured *purr*fectly! Love it, Ed - adorable pic, adorable write, and most of all, adorable YOU and RUFUZ!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. *still chuckling*

Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on March 10, 2008
Super cute poem!


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