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Security system
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Wanna steal this car, Won’t get too very far, Those teeth might leave a scar, But what can ya do, its all about par… Leave the car running, The windows open, The sunroof as well, So the dog can be inside sunning… Sneak up from behind, You might get in a bind, But if you miss this big guy, You have gotta be freakin’ blind…J © ed J 3/28/08

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on March 31, 2008

Don't need no stink'n doggies. There's a big hole where this thief can't park his ass. Key's in the ignition, but won't start the friggin' car. Now the horn's stuck on... %$#.#.&!

One Scary Dude

Reviewed by Walt Hardester

Reviewed on March 30, 2008

Way better system than just the horn blowing, nobody pays attention to those.

Walt

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on March 29, 2008

Sweet, Ed. I had a dog that looked like that except not that huge. Thank you. Love and best wishes to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on March 29, 2008

That Big Guy is much cuter than you, Bro!

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on March 28, 2008

Oh my,so cute..take care...HUgssss

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER

Reviewed on March 28, 2008

Why steal the car Ed, when you can steal a beautiful pooch like that ha, Bless Ya! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks

Reviewed on March 28, 2008

Looks like a darn good Security System to me, and I wouldn't want to back up, turn around, and have this staring at me! Ah, but I know the breed, and they are sweet li'l teddy-bears :o)
You've been on a cheerful run, Ed...keep 'em coming...

Micke

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins

Reviewed on March 28, 2008

Ol' pug face wouldn't hurt a soul.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on March 28, 2008

Hahahahaha.....he will eat you or his lick will cover your whole face!!

Love Tinka

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