Hey, could you help me, please…by Rufuz (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on May 19, 2008

Rufuz, you are asking the wrong person! LOL I know a bit about computers (how to sign on, do my e-mails, go to different sites, post, etc.), but as for the technical side of things, I haven't a clue (or a prayer)! LOL Hope you don't get into too much trouble; if I were you, Rufie, I'd find a gooooooooooooooooood hidin' place! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :P

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on May 18, 2008

Can you believe I kept hitting the "okay button" on that message? Working on computers day and night can do that to you. But then, you already know that. You write like a dog. ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by Approximately Naive

Reviewed on May 18, 2008

I reckon you should 'paws' for a very long time before thinking of using daddy's computer ever again.

Regards
Davie

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on May 17, 2008

Ed,

I am not computer savvy - perhaps tech support? Yipe. Hope you don't get into TOO much trouble...

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Maybe it needs a CAT scan?????????? LOL *sorry, couldn't resist*

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green

Reviewed on May 17, 2008

LOL !!!!
Ed, have you and Rufuz seen the dawgie screen cleaner?
How 'bout the mystery printer-effer-upper?? 'Not, send me a 'coded' version of your e-mail addie via AD, and I will zap'm to youse.
They are HI-larious!! Rufuz'll woof 'iz heart out!!!
Thank you for all the smiles & laffs. You are ARFully good at what you do, and that's the troof. 'Pea' <3

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson

Reviewed on May 17, 2008

I agree with Mr. Ed...get rid of it quickly. But dont rat the cat OK...I'm kinda taken with them you know.

Al

Reviewed by Edwin Larson

Reviewed on May 17, 2008

You've gotta stop surfing the doggy-porn Rufuz :)

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on May 17, 2008

hahahahahaha you are such a hoot, Ed! Don't worry Rufuz, dad won't know the difference!heehee;-)ET

Reviewed by m j hollingshead

Reviewed on May 17, 2008

looks like the messsages i get all the time.
m

Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks

Reviewed on May 17, 2008

Rufuz! RUN go lay at Dad's feet and stay there 'til he awakens...he just might think the problem was something HE did! Gotta try, anyway. Maybe a *slurp* on his face, but don't overdo... :o)
Blessings...and good luck! ~~ Micke

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling

Reviewed on May 17, 2008

I agree with Bonnie Rufuz, I am also going to hide Boomer's eyes from this poem...for she is left alone all day with my laptop and often I come home and she will be laying right beside of it..don't want her to get any ideas, especially when my husband has the Beagles for sale site being saved in my favorites! Who knows what she would order....loved the write my friend, and I will try the ice...
Blessings from Ky.
Joyce B.

Reviewed by Christine Alwin

Reviewed on May 17, 2008

I think you should fix Daddy a nice dish of his favorite,,butter him up a bit,,, :)

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on May 17, 2008

unplug de puter and then when Daddy gets up
tell him de lights went off
dats why the puter has to reboot?
Good luck, hopes ya don't get a whopen..

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)

Reviewed on May 17, 2008

Hee Hee Hee!!! Rufuz strikes again! Love that error message (looks like a computer cuss-word). Rufuz, whatever you do, with those big paws, don't try to hit Ctrl-Alt-Delete! But slobbering on the keyboard might shut it down anyway, and dear ole Dad will think it was a power-surge!

Ted

Reviewed by Bonnie May

Reviewed on May 17, 2008

Oh Rufuz, two days in a row...just tell daddy that you used the card to buy him a gift. He'll understand with the way the mail is why it didn't come. Now be a good boy. Love, Bonnie

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on May 17, 2008

Oh my,can you please send RUFUZ to me I can surely use a good and cute Secretary..(Giggles)take care guys...Hugssss

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on May 17, 2008

Luckily for you, Rufie Boy, your favorite uncle can read computer code. It says: 'This computer is now broken, beyond all hope of repair.'

I suggest you take it outside and bury it under the motorhome before your Dad wakes up. Just tell him a wandering cat did it! (He's very gullible, and he hates cats.)

And thanks for letting me know that it was really he who posted that Anti-Cat Poem, not you!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on May 17, 2008

Please, in a moment uncle PeeWee will come, don't believe anything he say or you be in big big trouble, better ask Mean Tall Woman, your Daddy are afraid of her too.

Edvard