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Dogs have no brains or innards…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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This picture just proves my point

Dogs are empty inside

Except for loyalty & love

Rufuz this is just a joke

Don’t let yourself get out of joint…J

© ed J 6/30/08


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 Reviews of "Dogs have no brains or innards…"
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on September 21, 2008
chuckle

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on July 2, 2008
Ed at times I believe dogs are much smarter than people or so they seem to be when it comes to their owners need and that is where their love and loyalty comes in. Thank you for sharing, now tell Rufuz you are really sorry.

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on June 30, 2008
Dog lovers like me don't like jokes like this, but I do like the cute white poodle. Where is Rufuz now, better stay out of his sight. Dogs know better and have better sense than people do at times. They are always faithful and do have love for their owner even though they act, the owner, I mean strange at times.

Reviewed on June 30, 2008
You better run and hide if Rufuz sees this, and if he took a chunk out of you to fill his innards, I would't blame him, maybe take a shower, quick ,so he can't sniff you and find you, you better hurry Jersey, Dogs easily have hurt feelings.

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on June 30, 2008
"Except for loyalty & love"

And they have an abundance of that....

Al


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