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The Bat Bug...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Thanks Ron Hull for the picture...

Yes, gas prices still suck, Even the caped crusader, Gets mired in the muck, Of high prices that suck… He has to use a smaller bat car, Better mileage & less jet fuel, No rocket engine, the times rule, Still the bug is the color of tar, Maybe he can do something, To those Russian gas producing czar’s…J © ed J 8/29/08

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Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on August 30, 2008

MATLACK - MATCHLESS!

LOVE THE PIC TOO ...

remember the cute little French cars in all the CLOUSEAU movies? and whatever happened to the Renault Dauphine? bet they got 50 mpg 30 yrs. ago!

tk.

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on August 30, 2008

Hope he has converted it to rechargable penlight batteries. lol

Fee

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on August 29, 2008

That is an interestin' looking BUG!! LOL HiLARious; well done, Ed!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle

Reviewed on August 29, 2008

A very funny and good poem,I enjoy reading it,take care

Edwin

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on August 29, 2008

PUNCHBUGGY! Can't beLIEVE no one got you on the Slugbug. So I will. LOL Excellent write, let's hope Batman doesn't gain any weight!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Bonnie May

Reviewed on August 29, 2008

I love your titles and poems, very funny write Ed, love the Bat Bug! Love, Bonnie

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