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Recycling Redneck Apparel...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Look closely at the picture, towards the middle of the person back...LOL

Recycling I suppose, Rednecks do with all sorts of clothing, Ladies get hubbies undies, While hubbies probably get ladies panty hose…J So ladies keep this idea at hand, As long as your hubbies undies, Have not got track marks, You will never be considered, with these, bland…J © ed J 9/1/08

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Reviews of "Recycling Redneck Apparel..."

Reviewed by Walt Hardester

Reviewed on September 3, 2008

Funny Bro. But you have to notice that the skid marks have been carefully deleted from the garment.....LOL

Walt

Reviewed by Roger Ochs

Reviewed on September 2, 2008

Here amongst the Rednecks there's no such thing as underwear in that good a condition. A fun write. Well done.

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins

Reviewed on September 1, 2008

Ha...Ha...ha...ha...ha and on and on................

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on September 1, 2008

Well you certainly started my morning off with a big smile...this was too funny, although if a redneck mother were breastfeeding she could wear them with the fly in front. lol

fee

Reviewed by Bonnie May

Reviewed on September 1, 2008

Oh this is funny, never would have thought of it. Thanks for the things you put in my mind Ed. As if I don't have enough crazy ones of my own. You're something, ya know that. Put pants on Rufuz, I bet he never thought of it either. Love, Bonnie

Reviewed by m j hollingshead

Reviewed on September 1, 2008

also popular for some in oklahoma

Reviewed by Edwin Larson

Reviewed on September 1, 2008

Hey!!! He, or is it she, stole my tighty wighteys an' dyed' em blue !!! Dagnabbit!! :)

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on August 31, 2008

At least it's air conditioned. LOL Would I do this? Nope. But with the cost of clothes nowadays, it's something to consider...bet this chickie made "Glamour" magazine's "Do's and Don't." Definately a "don't." LOL Well done, Ed.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Mary Lacey Desertrat

Reviewed on August 31, 2008

Ed,

Got a great laugh out of this one.

Mary

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