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999...
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be humor, philosophy or religion or nonsense


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September 9, 2009 will be that date,

Will it have some sort of significance,

As 999 inverted or turned upside down,

Is 666 perverted & churned inside up…

 

Is this philosophy, religion or just plain nonsense,

Standing am I on the middle of the fence,

Or will it actually be forgotten a year hence,

Surely I will forget it, I can be quite dense…

© ed 9/9/08


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 Reviews of "999..."
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on September 21, 2008
thought provoking read

Reviewed on September 10, 2008
I expect it'll be about the same as it was on 6/06/2006: just another day. You sure got 'em thinking with this one Ed.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 10, 2008
Be very careful, Bro. I hear that on 9/9/9, when we look at things upside down, or look in the mirror, we will see 6/6/6 everywhere! But I would have thought a Jersey Devil would declare that day, a Holiday!

PS Will you and Edvard, ever stop bickering??!!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 10, 2008
Tell Rufuz to take you for a walk!

Georg

PS I read your comment on PeeWee's page, come a little near, say, about 800 yards from my scope?

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 9, 2008
You are a true armchair philosopher Ed!;-)Definetly not dense;-)..ET

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on September 9, 2008
For me to be dense is a blessing...

Reviewed on September 9, 2008
Numbers are most amazaing to "play" with...but feel safe, as the 9 is meant to stay as-is, Ed, not turned upside down. Proof? 9+9+9=27, 2+7=9.

Nine is a composite number, its proper divisors being 1 and 3. It is 3 times 3 and hence the third square number. 9 is a Motzkin number. It is the first composite LUCKY NUMBER!
9 is the second non-unitary square prime (32). It has a unique aliquot sum 4 which is itself a square prime. 9 is the only square prime with an aliquot sum of the same form. The aliquot sequence of 9 has 5 members (9,4,3,1,0) this number being the second composite member of the 3-aliquot tree.
...maybe that's more than you wanted to know :o)
Blessings, Love...and count on...- Micke


Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 9, 2008
Will I think we survived the Millie Illie Um so we should be able to survive this as well and I ain't standing on my head waiting for somehting to happen that's for sure. LOL

Fee

Reviewed on September 9, 2008
I can see where your thoughts would wander in the direction of 666,
I mean that creature you were holding in your last poem, although I find it cute ....... Jasmin Horst

Reviewed on September 9, 2008
Deep and thoughtful; my brain hurts, Ed!! Thanks a lot!! But it IS much better than 666; I HATE that number!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 9, 2008
A thought provoker...with a poker in hand!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on September 9, 2008
never know ed, just never know. He is to come as a thief in the night?>

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on September 9, 2008
Ohh don't like to think of 666 Ed so we will keep it as 999. Now get to the beach with poor Rufuz. Bye Ed.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed on September 9, 2008
I was just thinking about 9/9/09. Great minds think alike! MUCH better than 666. That number gives me the creeps, glad THAT one's passed. Guess you're not taking Rufuz to the beach? He's gonna get you for that. LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on September 9, 2008
Not dense my friend, very intuitive and let's hope it stays right side up. Love, Bonnie


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