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Will wonders never cease, I won the lottery…
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Jersey Cash five,

I won, sakes alive,

Let me spend it fast,

I never won this much in the past…

 

Lets see, a new motorhome,

So cross country I could roam,

Maybe a better mileage car to buy,

You may ask me am I crazy,

And I would ask you why…

 

Maybe I should to you relate,

Before it gets for me too late,

I only had three of numbers five,

In the next proceeding line,

I will tell you I won a whopping dollars amount of nine…

© ed 9/15/08

Okay so I went a bit overboard in my desires...LOL!


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 Reviews of "Will wonders never cease, I won the lottery…"
Reviewed on September 16, 2008
SEE - THINGS ARE LOOKING UP ALREADY!

Reviewed by Michael Guy
Reviewed on September 16, 2008
well, you're doing better than I have in many months. And the the free ticket draws you get for 2 #s never seem to win either!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 16, 2008
What about the numbers I gave you? Brothers should get millions together (but don't tell PeeWee that...or Mom)

Georg

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 16, 2008
Hey...we can only dream...but who knows sometimes dreams do come true.
Fee

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on September 16, 2008
Ponder over it, save it, spend some on another lottery tickey. It will even buy you a McDonald's breakfast, as I say when winning that small amount at bingo.

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on September 16, 2008

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 16, 2008
Alright! Put that nine bucks away, and start a Christmas Present Fund for your beloved brother - and I don't mean Edvard!

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on September 16, 2008
Well that is a start Ed, I won five last week and fifteen this week so I am looking forward to next weeks lottery #s. Soend it wisely, get the lucky numbers.

Newfe Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on September 16, 2008
on to bigger bucks!

Reviewed on September 15, 2008
I hope you do win, but I really have no use for the lottery. You lose more than you win; why even bother?? I do hope you win, though; I know it would help you out big time! I will pray that something comes your way! :)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)

Reviewed by Michelle Mead
Reviewed on September 15, 2008
LOLOL!!! Sounds like how much I usually win, too, lol. This was great, thanks for the smile.

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on September 15, 2008
Oh my, can you believe, sure its only 9 dollars but it 9 more than you had this morning. This is the beginning of the changes in your life my friend. That little 9 dollars once the first of many great things to happen. Great poem by the way. Love, Bonnie

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on September 15, 2008
Well, better than nothing...

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed on September 15, 2008
LOL, better than losing, like I do! Congrats...hope you do hit the big one. Just remember twin sisters in Texas: we won't ask for much. Maybe a dollar for each of us. ;) Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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