AuthorsDen.com   Join | Login    
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    BOOKS    SAMPLE CHAPTERS    AUDIOBOOKS    eBOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    VIDEOS    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  T. Weber, iDavid Clure, iShannon MacLeod, iMargot Dillard, iT. Cline, iBob mitchley #shock stories, iSusan Smith, iDebra Kraft, iMargaret Evans, iMaria Rushing, i

  Home > Humor > Poetry        Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry        Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z     

Ed Matlack

 Follow Me  

· Contact Me
· Poetry
· Stories
· Blog
· Messages
· 6,048 Titles
· 45,923 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Aug, 2003

Ed Matlack, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.



Dr. Bonnie wouldn’t know a cure if it bit her on the…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
   Rated "G" by the Author.
Share   Print  Save   Follow   Share on Facebook

All in fun
Lookin forward to this, hon...


Poem Artwork

 

 

So the devil did throw you of hell, out,

Well I could have told you of that, about,

Don’t go gettin’ all upset, don’t pout,

For I am here to give you a hard time, no doubt…

 

Afterall I was the one who coined the name,

Of DOCTOR Bonnie, no one else, if its all the same,

I made you what you are today, so I do claim,

Can you handle it lady, or are you lame…

 

Just throw down the gauntlet,

Or the glove, I can deal with it, no sweat,

I am here to tell you, this is fact, no threat,

Maybe I am just a bit off kilter, more than upset,

Tell ya right now, Doc, I am BACK with no regret…

 

I’m looking forward to with you doing battle,

My needles & stethoscope are at the ready, no prattle,

To God himself about me don’t you tattle,

I am at the ready, as is all my chattel…

© ed [LOL] 9/28/08


Want to review or comment on this poem?


Need a FREE Reader Membership?


 Reviews of "Dr. Bonnie wouldn’t know a cure if it bit her on the…"
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on October 5, 2008
good one

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Okay lil'brother give it to the witch with her own broom!

Ed the Elder

Reviewed on September 28, 2008
*Laffin' too hard to review* QUICK!! Where's some OXYGEN?????

(((HUGS))) and much love, your (breathless) friend, Karen Lynn. :D *gaspgaspgasp* LOL

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 28, 2008
Uh oh! Dr. Bonnie is in trouble. I would not want Sir Ed and his trusty assistant Rufuz after me. Good on you, Ed. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 28, 2008
you are one of a kind Ed, that's for sure and that pic,whre on earth did you find it!;-) Poor Bonnie, but I'm sure she can handle you!lol

ET

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on September 28, 2008
Okay my contender I'm ready, willing and able. Dr. Bonnie does have to admit, you did make me who I am today but what exactly is that? A Dr. even the devil himself didn't want. But this is definately a new day, watch your back my friend, just watch your back. Great write by the way, very challenging indeed. Love, Bonnie


New Poetry by Ed Matlack
Popular Poetry (Humor)
  1.  If I Could Be A Super Hero
  2.  Little Folk, Cousins Make A Pit Stop
  3.  Fried Chicken
  4.  Like Ducks in Paper Trousers
  5.  An Adventurous Reinterpretation of Mid
  6.  Milkman's letter
  7.  Laughing As I Flee...
  8.  Amazing Grapes
  9.  Newfangled Things
  10.  A Salt and Batter
  11.  A Writer Named Ron
  12.  Ode to Spamophobia
  13.  Porky Pig And Daffy Duck
  14.  My First Heart Attack
  15.  The Last Second
  16.  Bawdy Stories And A Game Of Bridge
  17.  Houston Greats
  18.  Hound Dog
  19.  AThree Year Old
  20.  Burst Forth
Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

A Relief of Doodie: Shtty Stories to Read on the Pot by Jay Horne

Stories Worth Wiping Your A** With Whether you're making a deposit at the stank bank, dropping a return at the squat shop, or conducting a brown business meeting, these perfectly timed tales provide the literary fragrance your privacy deserves. F  
Member BookAds

A Reader's Guide to Author's Jargon and Other Ravings from the Blogosp by Edward Patterson

A Collection of Daily Quotes, a glossary of author terms, a Drag Queens Advice Column and other tidbits, all wrapped up in one enjoyable volume  
Member BookAds

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics by Jay Dubya

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics satirizes and lampoons thirteen famous short fiction works that are given new adult spins.  
Member BookAds