Give the Jersey Devil his Due… (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Give the Jersey Devil his Due…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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The Jersey Devil is not real, only mythical, The Werewolf is quite real, but typical, Neither would admit the other did best them, As well the Jersey Devil never does brag over his conquests… So when one reads of old J.D. being by someone bested, Read between the lines, understanding is the name of the game, That creature, this time the Werewolf, would need therapy, If he or she did lose a fight, it would be so upset, So J.D. does allow for this, and allow it to look like he’d been beaten. Rather than force this poor creature into psychotherapy… The Jersey Devil has been around since of time the dawn, And will exist long beyond the time of these creatures, He uses his brain rather than that of his immense brawn, And does vanquish creatures of the physical realm without a yawn… Read: "the Jersey Devil will return, in fact he is here now, In a differing form to replenish his strength *Already since his supposed “BEATING”* he has eaten a whole cow, If he were sushi, do you suppose he could on a heifer down chow…? " © ed [LOL] 10/10/08**

Reviewed by Roger Ochs

Reviewed on October 10, 2008

a devilishly good write.

Reviewed by Felix Perry

LOL The saga, drama and suspense build...perhaps coming to a spectacular climax at the annual AD Halloween Bash at Fee's bath House, Spa and Creamatorium

Fee

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Nice Edvard....
I think Mr. Ed is proud to be yore brother.

Reviewed by Bonnie May

Gee Ed, I had breakfast with Dr. Bonnie and she was wrapping a whole tub of sushi for Fee's party. Didn't say where she got it, just kept on a wrappin. Huh, kind of makes ya think on who bested who doesn't it? Good intelligent write but definately fiction, sorry my friend, but I saw the sushi. Love ya anyway, Bonnie

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

He uses his brain rather than that of his immense brawn,

Brother Edvard and I are really trying to help you out here, Bro, but I think we need a better statement than that!!

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Ed, you are too much!! Hilarious; thanks for the giggles! LOLOLOLOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D *still grinnin'*

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Brother, go back and read my words on Dr. Bonnies last, PeeWee and myself know now why you so different of we good folk.
But keep throwing those clones of you to pee, cos that blind battle axe old bag can't see.

Ed the Elder

PS: PeeWee is warming our Alaskan Sarah's fanny for her being so naughty.